MERICA LABZ SUPER SIZED MASS 5 LBS

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For decades, the holy triumvirate of small, medium, and large ruled over the size game. Anywhere in the world, for whatever the object – shirts, fries, drinks, whatever – your choices were three. But America was a nation founded on rebellion, on pushing the envelope, on taking good things and making them great. So, it is with sizes. Sick of the tyranny opposed on us by foreign rulers and their dainty and weak size choices, we busted out of the mold – literally – and created the unholy monster: super-sized. A new juggernaut was born, once again proving to the world that literally everything in America is bigger.